September 1, 2007

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  I RECEIVED THIS IN MY EMAIL AND I LAUGHED SO HARD MY EYES TEARED…GEESH I NEED THAT LAUGH…MALE AND FEMALE ARE “VERY” DIFFERENT, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS…

  
  

   

  
  

  Subject: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  

  > >> >> MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE >> A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: >> >> “Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM >> machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their >> vehicles. >> >> Customers using this new facility are requested to use the >> procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. >> >> >> After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have >> been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.” >> >> ******************************* >> MALE PROCEDURE: >> 1. Drive up to the cash machine. >> 2. Put down your car window. >> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. >> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. >> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. >> 6. Put window up. >> 7. Drive off. >> >> >> ******************************* >> >> >> FEMALE PROCEDURE: >> Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! >> >> >> 1. Drive up to cash machine. >> >> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window >> with the machine. >> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. >> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to >> locate card. >> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. >> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. >> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its >> excessive distance from the car. >> 8. Insert card. >> 9. Re-insert >> card the right way. >> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the > >> inside back page. >> 11. Enter PIN. >> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. >> 13. Enter amount of cash required. >> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. >> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. >> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. >> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back > >> of checkbook. >> 18. Re-check makeup. >> 19. Drive forward 2 feet. >> 20. Reverse back to cash machine. >> 21. Retrieve card. >> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the > >> slot provided! >> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. >> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. >> 25. Redial person on cell phone. >> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. >> 27. Release Parking Brake. >>

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